Time for a Blog

Having experienced possibly the craziest month of my entire life, I've decided it's time to start recording these events for posterity. I don't want to write short stories. I published a thesis once, and it was a painstaking ordeal that will prohibit me from ever getting a doctorate. So...welcome to my blog. In the past month I have: been propositioned and forgotten at Oaks (I think it was the big green hat,) been scratched by a dumpster racoon, gotten a tetanus and round of rabies shots, been exposed to any number of communicable diseases at the Department of Public Health, cried uncontrollably through the Sex and the City movie, and been run over by a six-ton school bus. I will attempt to remember and relay these experiences with good humor and begin to journal the remainder of my fun-filled adventures for y'all.

Talk to you in a little while.

xo,

Jennifer